Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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