I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Come share oat with me in your robe
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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