Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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