I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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