Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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