she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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