Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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