She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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