How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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