perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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