Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
