Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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