Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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