I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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