If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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