office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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