So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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