oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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