New low: just hacked my moms facebook
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hippo gnu deer
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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