Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
What changed your mind?
Being sober
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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