how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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