Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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