Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dignity is for republicans.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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