i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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