Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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