found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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