My nipple is on Facebook.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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