Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
