Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
