OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
honey bunches of taint.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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