i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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