garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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