yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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