a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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