At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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