I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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