I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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