her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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