I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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