would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The struggles of a small town man whore
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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