god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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