So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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