so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How external is "for external use only"?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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