I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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