question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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