Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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