I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
