i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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