i dedicated my morning wood to you.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
The air taste purple.
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