This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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