He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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