So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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