i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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