This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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