Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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