I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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